I get antsy when people don’t reply back. And it’s not that they’re busy- it’s that they just don’t want to text me back.

Did I do something wrong? Why did you not reply back about me asking about how your day was, but instead 17 selfies and 8 statuses about nothing?

Is it really you? Did you fall into a hole and somebody is now impersonating you?

Did I fall into a different dimension in which texting back is illegal?

Or, did he text even send at all? Should I text again?